Divining luck with Spider Solitaire

Today started out well, and I am expecting great things because I won two games of four-deck Spider Solitaire back to back. That's gotta mean something.

So, knowing that today is obviously, a red-letter, win-the-lottery kind of day, I have been checking my email every 30 seconds for:

1. An multi-book offer
2. 90% off coupon offer from Staples (writers love staples -- so many pretty pens and paper clips!)
3. A free trip to Hawaii

Time to go check my email again.