Peanut butter and divorce

To the surprise of many, I was once married -- very, very briefly, longer than Kim K. but shorter than J.Lo. I should have known it was doomed, however because it totally grossed out my SO (significant other) that I ate peanut butter on toast for breakfast. Of course, he thought soft-boiled eggs were the perfect meal when you were sick -- ICK! I think food is a good indicator of marital bliss ... really.