Plush Puffs are not a new kind of tissue

I am a marketing department's dream -- really. In the grocery store, if it says new, it's probably going into my cart. So, I was totally psyched by finding out about Plush Puffs gourmet marshmallows. They come in cool flavors like bacon with maple and lemon meringue. I clicked with abandon, wanting to test them out at an upcoming family picnic. Then I found out to ship marshmallows (you know, sugar and air whipped together) was going to cost more than $20! What?! Apparently, marshmallows are sensitive treats in danger of melting in the summer heat and had to be shipped second-day air. I make like new, but I'm also cheap (ask anyone). Alas, that means the Plush Puffs are going to have to wait for cooler weather :-(